Love is Rabies

Once upon a time
there lived a dog and a mosquito somewhere in a village.
They fell in love. The mosquito singing a love song flew slowly and kissed the sleeping Dog.
After few minutes, love affair,
the dog,too gave a slight love bite to the mosquito,in return.
Result: the mosquito died of rabies,and the dog died of dingo !

Once upon a time,
there lived a dog and a mosquito. Both of them fell in love.The mosquito kissed the dog and the dog too, gave a little love bite to the mosquito.
As a result the dog died of dingo and the mosquito died of barbies.
Moral lesson: Love is dangerous  

Two Deer Die beside a Well

 One Day,King Akabar and His Minister Birbal ,with some soldiers went in  the jungle for hunting .They roamed and roamed  in the jungle for 4 day and 4 night but had killed still nothing.The food that they carried had already been finished.They had nothing to eat and no water to drink.They were all too tired, too thirsty and hungry.Being very desperate they were wondering here and there in the search of water.The king sat under a  shadow of a tree and sent his soldiers to search water.The soldiers went towards all direction to search water.

     One of the soldiers,came and requested the king that he had found the water well but couldn't bring it because he had nothing to take water out of the well.And he also requested the king that he saw two deer lying near a well.

  All of them went towards the well.When they reached near the well they saw a very strange scene.Two dead deer were lying near a spring where there was a little water.There was no bruise,no wound,nobody had killed the deer and even there was no poison in the water but the two young deer were dead.and lying unconcious......

Can you guess why? Please give me your answer with the reason...

Did you guess?

1. ........

2. .........

3.  ........

4.........

Answer:

They died because of mutual love and affection because both of the deer were too thirsty.Both of them wanted to drink a lot water but the water was a little in the puddle (spring) which was not sufficient for them. Male deer wanted the female deer to drink water and even the female deer wanted the male deer to drink water.One requested to drink water to other and even the other requested to drink water...while requesting each other both of them died of LOVE.....

Stupid Love

Once upon a  time  there lived a beautiful princes.She was  so beautiful that she  was   the want of every prince.One  day four princes went to ask for  her hand at  the same  moment.All of  them proposed her but she was in dilemma. Indeed everyone  gets in dilemma, what  would  you  do  if  you were  in  the  same  situation?

She  was  clever. So  she proposed a condition to  each of  the prince.Her propose  was one  who gives her  the  most wonderful, precious gift and  can  impress her and he can  win  her  heart and can marry.But within  the  time line  of  three day.All the four princes accepted  her promise and  went  n  the  search of most wonderful  and precious gift to get  the princess.

The  first  price went northern side.He  wondered 2 day and 2 night but  found nothing.Finally he found a pair of goggles.It was so magic goggles that one  could see everything if someone sees through it.One could see  even a girl naked through it.

The second prince wet towards the west. He wondered for 2 day and  2  night  but  found nothing as he desired.And finally he found a piece of lather and came  with that lather.It was so magic lather that  one could go fly anywhere on it with the command 'Fly Muzzy Lather'.He  thought it could be a wonderful gift for her and came.

The third prince went towards the  east.He too, wondered and wondered for 2 day and 2 night but found nothing as he desired. Finally he found a medicine which could make alive even the dead man.And he came with that medicine to get  the princes.But  this prince loved the princess truly.

The 4rth prince who didn't love  her truly,did go nowhere. He  was  a bit cunning.Actually he wanted  her to betray.He made a decision to take a bunch of flower and talk a lot to impress her.He was like a TYAPE boy like Paras the son of king Gyanendra..And went to see her.

It was the third day.All of  the prices have attended to see her.They looked for her but she was not there.Someone said she died and may be she is being burnt on  the pyre in Aryaghat in Pasupati.

All of them got shocked and regretted.The prince with goggles looked through his goggles and saw the princess being placed on the pyre for final funeral.All of  them saw through his goggles it was true..

One of them said I could survive her with his medicine but it is  far how could I reach in the Aryaghat. The other said,ah I can help you with this magic lather.All of them rode on the lather and flew immediately towards the Aryaghat with the command 'Fly Muzzy Lather". By the time they reached there,the dead body of the princess was being burnt on the pyre.

As soon as they landed,the prince who had the medicine darted directly towards the burning pyre and took the dead body of the princess out of the burning pyre and fed his medicine to the princess.As soon as she got medicine into her mouth she regain consciousness.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she could see all the four princes standing beside her in tears.The fourth prince who wanted to cheat her seemed more serious to impress her.....

Now tell me who do you think the princes get married to?

1 First prince?

2 Second price?

3 Third price?

4 The fourth price?

And why?????????????

MY FIRST ATTEMPT TO FLY A PLANE
Life is like an aeroplane. If it loses its direction,gets crash.So is life in  the case of man.To fly the plane(life),it needs a team of a crew(family members).It needs petrol( fuel for life).Pilot needs the certain qualification and training as well as  the  investment.It needs certain destination where  to  go  and  where  to land. To  land the burden of heart is  easy but it is difficult  to  land the  life  safely  for  the  secure future.